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The Mr. Kuldip

Scene: chemistry class

Mr Kuldip: today im going to start chapter 5 chemical energetic, why this chapter called chemical energetic, what does it mean........(in the middle of his lecture he jump out of chemistry n tells a lame joke)
Class: : (silence, everyone looking at him, thinking of what is he talking about)
Mr Kuldip : i tells a joke you all also dont laugh?
Class : hahaha...
A boy : Sir, it's not funny la...
Mr Kuldip : what?! what you said jz now? can you repeat it?
the boy : oh nothing sir.

Mr Kuldip : class i tell you all i dont want any of you mumble in front of me...it's not polite, you see this boy, ( turn to the boy) i know you have say something, so can you tell what you said jz now?
The boy : i said the joke not funny.
Mr Kuldip : (grin) Dont you think it's funny, I tell a joke and this fellow said it's not funny..
Class : (silence again)
Mr Kuldip : hai...I tells a joke you also dont laugh? (n continue teaching)

He is kinda a shok sendiri lecturer, always claim himself as the most fastest man in ktt lab, he invented a system called nomber system, that is when u want to weigh your boiling tube, u must ask: who is the last number? and the last person will said: i am. and you ask him/her: what is your number? he/she said: 10, then you will said: i am 11. and when the no. 9 finish using beam balance, no 10 will call: who is no 11? then no. 11 will go in front and wait behind no.10. so there are always 2 person in front the beam balance. This system make me frustrated as it's take a lot of time and it's very complicated. So when he go out, all of us will rush to the beam balance n weigh...haha, then he suddenly come back n says: hey, stop! everyone go back to your seats. Do you understand what i said jz now? ...stop the work you re doing, listen to me now, hey there, pls stop heating boiling tube, i said stop means no things is on fire pls... @---@气到!

Today when i was reading chemistry, suddenly Mr Kuldip's voice came out in my mind. He used to be my chemistry lecturer but now it's another new lecturer because he is retired. Dont know why i think of him? may be i miss him? haha, he is an experienced lecturer, but i just dislike his way of doing things, too systematic n make simple things into more complicated...besides this, he is a good lecturer, he make me like chemistry but not lab ok, i dont like his lab class.


After class, we always say: thank you sir! and he will say: No! class sit down. (everybody sit down again) u will only say thank you to me when you score an A in your chemistry, when we meet at dataran merdeka (why dataran merdeka ?)

This is The Mr Kuldip. i think he is The only weird lecturer. hehe...
This post is made for you, although u will not read this, i miss you, Mr kuldip...:D

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